>>
>>
'Twas the month after Christmas, and all through the house
Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse.
>> The cookies I'd nibbled, the eggnog I'd taste
>> All the holiday parties had gone to my waist.
>> When I got on the scales there arose such a number!
>> When I walked to the store (less a walk than a lumber).
>> I'd remember the marvelous meals I'd prepared;
>> The gravies and sauces and beef nicely rared,
>> The wine and the rum balls, the bread and the cheese
>> And the way I'd never said, "No thank you, please."
>> As I dressed myself in my husband's old shirt
>> And prepared once again to do battle with dirt--
>> I said to myself, as I only can
>> "You can't spend a winter disguised as a man!"
>>
>> So, away with the last of the sour cream dip,
>> Get rid of the fruit cake, every cracker and chip
>> Every last bit of food that I like must be banished
>> 'Till all the additional ounces have vanished.
>> I won't have a cookie, not even a lick.
>> I'll want only to chew on a long celery stick.
>> I won't have hot biscuits, or corn bread, or pie,
>> I'll munch on a carrot and quietly cry.
>> I'm hungry, I'm lonesome, and life is a bore---
>> But isn't that what January is for?
>> Unable to giggle, no longer a riot.
>> Happy New Year to all and to all a good diet!
>>
As we rush through Christmas seasons
With our gifts, and food galore
We might forget to take the time
To recall what the holiday’s for
To me, you see, its Christmas time
Where our hearts are filled with giving
The time to sit and remember those
Both who’ve passed and those still living
To fill our hearts with memories
Of times we’ve shared together
With friends and family near and far
Through all the stormy weather
The wish I have for you, my friends
Is that on Christmas Eve you find
That all the love that’s sent your way
Is the one thing on your mind
No worries of the year to come
Of tasks still yet to do
No thoughts except the knowledge
That people care for you
So as the time approaches fast
I send you on your way
With the prose I write to wish for you
A lovely Christmas Day
Merry Christmas Everyone!
A=ALL
D=DAY
I= I
D=DREAM
A=ABOUT
S=SEX
NOW BACKWARDS
S=SEX
A=ALL
D=DAY
I=IN
D=DADS
A=APARTMENT...................HEHEHE NOW YOU KNOW..
>made of
> Saran Wrap.
>
> The psychiatrist says, "Well...I can clearly see you're nuts."
I AM SOFA KING RE TODD IT..........
now thats too funny!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!
Which Part of Your Body Goes To Heaven First??
The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven which part of your body goes first?"
Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands."
"Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?"
Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first."
"What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.
Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your legs."
The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. "Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?"
Little Johnny said, " I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night. Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was yelling, "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! I'm coming! I'm coming! I'm coming! " If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her."
The nun fainted.
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