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Jan. 11th, 2007

scary dude...
I am done being a cry baby!!!! i am women hear me ROAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jan. 10th, 2007

ice cream face kyler
The Month After Christmas
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    'Twas the month after Christmas, and all through the house 
     Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse.
>>   The cookies I'd nibbled, the eggnog I'd taste
>>   All the holiday parties had gone to my waist.
>>   When I got on the scales there arose such a number!
>>   When I walked to the store (less a walk than a lumber).
>>   I'd remember the marvelous meals I'd prepared;
>>   The gravies and sauces and beef nicely rared,
>>   The wine and the rum balls, the bread and the cheese
>>   And the way I'd never said, "No thank you, please."
>>   As I dressed myself in my husband's old shirt
>>   And prepared once again to do battle with dirt--
>>   I said to myself, as I only can
>>   "You can't spend a winter disguised as a man!"
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>>   So, away with the last of the sour cream dip,
>>   Get rid of the fruit cake, every cracker and chip
>>   Every last bit of food that I like must be banished
>>   'Till all the additional ounces have vanished.
>>   I won't have a cookie, not even a lick.
>>   I'll want only to chew on a long celery stick.
>>   I won't have hot biscuits, or corn bread, or pie,
>>   I'll munch on a carrot and quietly cry.
>>   I'm hungry, I'm lonesome, and life is a bore---
>>   But isn't that what January is for?
>>   Unable to giggle, no longer a riot.
>>   Happy New Year to all and to all a good diet!
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Merry Christmas.....

la kiss





As we rush through Christmas seasons

With our gifts, and food galore

We might forget to take the time

To recall what the holiday’s for

 

To me, you see, its Christmas time

Where our hearts are filled with giving

The time to sit and remember those

Both who’ve passed and those still living

 

To fill our hearts with memories

Of times we’ve shared together

With friends and family near and far

Through all the stormy weather

 

The wish I have for you, my friends

Is that on Christmas Eve you find

That all the love that’s sent your way

Is the one thing on your mind

 

No worries of the year to come

Of tasks still yet to do

No thoughts except the knowledge

That people care for you

 

So as the time approaches fast

I send you on your way

With the prose I write to wish for you

A lovely Christmas Day

 

 

Merry Christmas Everyone!

i love adidas....

la kiss
does anyone know what adidas stands for????? uh do ya do ya??? i'll tell ya......





A=ALL               
D=DAY
I= I
D=DREAM
A=ABOUT
S=SEX        
                   NOW BACKWARDS
S=SEX
A=ALL
D=DAY
I=IN
D=DADS
A=APARTMENT...................HEHEHE NOW YOU KNOW..

another funny haha...

wazzzz
 A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only underwear
  >made of
  > Saran Wrap.
  >
  > The psychiatrist says, "Well...I can clearly see you're nuts."


Dec. 21st, 2006

wazzzz
Repeat after me..... and say it out loud several times FAST...


I AM SOFA KING RE TODD IT..........

                   now thats too funny!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!

funny.....

mon orange

Which Part of Your Body Goes To Heaven First??

The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven which part of your body goes first?"

 
Suzy raised her hand and said,  "I think it's your hands."

"Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?"  
 
Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front  of you and God just takes your hands first."  
 
"What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.

Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your legs."

The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face.   "Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?"

Little Johnny said, " I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night. Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was yelling, "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! I'm coming! I'm coming! I'm coming! " If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her."

The nun fainted.

My Xmas Stocking

barbie
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barbie
Comment and I'll give you a letter; then you have to list 10 things you love that begin with that letter. After, post this in your journal, and give out some letters of your own.
barbie
Can you find the "C" ???    













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> > >> Once you've found the C..........
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> > >> Find the 6!
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> > >> Once you've found the 6...
> > >>
> > >> Find the N! (it's hard!!)
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> > >> Once you've found the N...
> > >> make a wish!
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